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Yu-Gi-Oh! FAILS...volume 1
Kaiba Versus Yugi...The Origins/ Yugi's Stacked Deck

After watching the Yu-Gi-Oh! Movie (Duel Monsters..not the old old one or the new one...because the new one hasnt come out yet) I have come to realize how the whole Kaiba V.S Yugi thing is fail...think about this.

Episode one:
Yugi: Hi, im just a random highschool kid with some friends and we like to play a card game!
Kaiba: he has a blue eyes white dragon...I already have three, and I can ONLY have three. Well, if Im going to claim my status as the champion of card games then I want to make sure that 4th one is also in my posession. haha
Yugi: OMG! Ur Seto kaiba!
Kaiba: I want the blue eyes
Grandpa: no
Kaiba: Im going to steal is from you
Grandpa: STEAL!?
Kaiba: well...actually I'm just going to duel you for it, because I love to gamble.
Grandpa: Oh, I lost.
Kaiba: HAHA, now I have 4 BEWD
Yugi: HEY! Why is my grandpa sick?
Kaiba: I played a card game with him and he lost (thought process: HA HA this midget it already pissed off...SO Im going to...)
Kaiba: Oh, I seemed to have ripped a rare card in half.
Yugi: ZOMG OoO
Kaiba: I dont know who the Fuck you really are, but PLEASE won't you play a card game with me
Yugi: Ok!

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Ok so we see here that this whole thing started out because Kaiba wanted to piss the midgit off I guess? Wasnt his true motive to destory the BEWD? I mean...Yugi..no duelist status whatsoever....Why would you really want to mess with him? Kaiba, you claim you have so much time...why are you wasting it on him? Yugi shouldn't have been pissed off anyway, his Grandpa lost..I mean, the Holograms, Holy mother of Jelly beans, Really? Is that the only good excuse to why Grandpa lost? ...and was injured...by..holograms, Which we KNEW Kaiba never really fixed to be lifelike until mid 1st season with the holo discs.

Furthermore..

Heart of the cards...now if you REALLY want to get scientific with it, it...it was luck, thats kinda how u see it. I mean, it's not the heart of the cards if Yugi draws the same three damn monsters in every duel. I mean, 2nd season to the movie and more... QUEEN'S KNIGHT! KING'S KNIGHT! JACK'S KNIGHT! or BETA, GAMMA, and ALPHA...

he stacks his deck people.......so you KNOW Exodia was stacked, in theory.

ALSO..

they made Exodia SUCH a big deal in the 1st couple of episodes...but it was never brought up again. I mean, if Exodia was such a big deal then WTF is with the Egyptian God Cards? I mean, total shift in ULTIMATE CARD WINITH-NESS!!

Sure, Kaiba lost the 1st duel all by the means of Exodia...but without Exodia we start seeing this constan pattern of cards show up in the 2nd duel....*cough* STACKED *cough* I mean, WHO THE FUCK knows how to fuse a magic card with a giant zombie skeleton? ONLY YUGI CAN MUTHA FUCKA!

if they actualy did abide by the rules, Kaiba would have won hands down. The last match b4 the movie...Wow..God Card FAIL big time >.<
its all "BEWD Versus DARK MAGICIAN...oh wait nevermind..paladin thingy!" because we all know kids.. 3000 > 2500 8D

then the movie... once again the knights were all together and BAM OH! LOOK! 60 cards, 3 Egyptian God Monsters... 1/20 chance I will draw one.... OH LOOK! 4th turn.. YAY! :3

and speaking of before with the 3 BEWD...there's ONE count em ONE Dark Magician... You'd think Kaiba would be more interested in stealing THAT priceless baby. How many others have the origional Dark Magician? ...none that we know of (arcaina doesnt count, his was a different type) I mean, sure, BEWD is the most powerful NORMAL summon monster...because kaiba has angst for Effect/fusion/ritual monsters...but Dark Magician is worth more because of its rarity...and if Yugi had 1 BEWD... YOU FUCKING HAVE 3, YOU CAN SUMMON THE DAMN MUTANT 3 HEADED DRAGON STILL, DUMB SHIT..

and why didn't pegasus keep all four? but thats for another rant...

Now take for granted that this rant is purly from the fan POV and Kazuki Takahashi had a reason for all of this..I just like pointing this out..

volume 2 coming soon

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